mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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(via laughcentre)

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

(via inpayne)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

clavid:

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

This is actually the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

If there is anything that triggers me this is it

thatsmoderatelyraven:

clavid:

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

This is actually the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

If there is anything that triggers me this is it

(Source: yrdeadbeatboyfriend, via hashhley)

  • coochiepebble:

    *Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

    (Source: jaiquanda, via deansiel)

    weloveshortvideos:

    So this happened on Brazilian TV.

    (via vinebox)

    (via whiterumandmachineguns)

    fatwink:

    "so how is school going?"

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    (Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid, via everybody-is-lying)

    (Source: onlytwitterpics, via heyfunniest)

    gleeson666:

    do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

    (via idoloverealmadrid)

    (Source: twitterscreencaps, via beyoncebeytwice)

  • (Source: deagal, via itsgonnabeblue)

  • piratequeenintraining:

    College students only have 2 levels of stress:

    1) I don’t give a fuck

    2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

    There is no in between.

    (via tyler-baeguin)

    nozomitojo:

    when a game tells you to take a break because youve been playing too long

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    (via vesperamor)

  • (Source: commudad, via highlaurie)

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