I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them.
This is what happened.
foreheadman
mormon
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Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
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How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight
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apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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Me coming to school
literally same
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it may be 1.05 am but i am making some toast right now goddammit
and nobody can tell me otherwise
mum woke up and told me otherwise
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